#91

Getting through the morning took a full day’s worth of effort.

#74

I mean, aren’t y’all tired?

#53

A quick interaction with the customers and employees of Forever 21 remind me that while I’m not particularly happy to get older, I’m so glad I’m not 21.

#52

I already feel badly about the things I didn’t accomplish after college so what exactly would be the point of going to the reunion?

#51

“Well, the Lord rested on the seventh day and he got enough rest for all of us.”

#26

Will Work For the Money To Buy Food

#25

Nine times out of ten, I love what I do. I truly do love my job. That one time comes on the first of every month when the rent is due, and I sit plagued by the unwavering belief that everyone else is off tossing hundred dollar bills from a second story balcony of a house they can afford to own while dancing to “Just Got Paid.”