The truth is, I’m late because I was waiting for a call that said that the office was on fire.
I once asked my dad why he backed into parking spots when we went to church. He kept his eyes forward as we walked from the back of the parking lot to the church’s front door. “Quicker exit,” he said, and I think about this as I pull into the parking lot at work and watch the side mirrors as I back myself into a corner spot.
I’ve decided to work from bed today.
“Let’s start by going around and saying our names and an uninteresting but amusingly presented fact about ourselves.”
Well, the good news is that there is a lot of room to not be so dumb.