#147

The truth is, I’m late because I was waiting for a call that said that the office was on fire.

#110

I once asked my dad why he backed into parking spots when we went to church. He kept his eyes forward as we walked from the back of the parking lot to the church’s front door. “Quicker exit,” he said, and I think about this as I pull into the parking lot at work and watch the side mirrors as I back myself into a corner spot.

#96

I’ve decided to work from bed today.

#92

If I take a few wrong turns, I could end up in Canada instead of at work.

#74

I mean, aren’t y’all tired?

#67

Spoiler alert: The self-proclaimed “official craft store of Heaven” doesn’t actually care if their employees see their families.

#62

Well, the good news is that there is a lot of room to not be so dumb.

#51

“Well, the Lord rested on the seventh day and he got enough rest for all of us.”

#45

Which rung of the corporate ladder makes the bosses forget that, if given the choice between an office chair and a couch, most people will choose the latter?