#148

“Never trust someone’s option if they don’t know anything.”

#100

We made it to 100. Thanks for hanging out.

#72

My smiles have been fake all day and now my cheeks, in addition to my soul, hurt.

#62

Well, the good news is that there is a lot of room to not be so dumb.

#61

“My life just flashed before my eyes. It should have been more interesting than that.”

#58

Sometimes you have to give up on your dreams to pay the rent. That’s not failure. It’s recognizing that you don’t love anything nearly as much as you love not being homeless.

#54

People will trick you into believing that you’re talented if you pay them enough. That’s why I never developed any sort of trust in my professors.

#52

I already feel badly about the things I didn’t accomplish after college so what exactly would be the point of going to the reunion?

#34

Somewhere on the timeline, late in the twenties, you make a conscious effort to stop doing the things that make you regret your life choices.

#33

“It’s okay to struggle every now and then.”