Depression and Cheese is a recipe I created around the time of my quarter life crisis. It is where you take a perfectly good macaroni and cheese recipe and substitute most of the ingredients with ones you already have and leave out the ones you’re too poor or lazy to buy. It tastes exactly what you think it tastes like. It tastes exactly how you feel.
Tag: stress eating
#118
“He’s out there living his life, and I’m over here stress-eating jicama.”
#112
“Oh, did you have a cheat meal?”
Nope, I was eating my feelings. Loyalty had nothing to do with it.
#72
My smiles have been fake all day and now my cheeks, in addition to my soul, hurt.
#66
“I accidentally pushed the wrong button and ordered two pizzas. The good news is that I will probably still be sad and hungry tomorrow.”
#64
I am going to eat my way through the carbs of Grand Rapids.
