“Did that sound dumb when you said it?”
“Be gone you miserable little beggars before I give you something to sing about!”
“My life just flashed before my eyes. It should have been more interesting than that.”
“Well, the Lord rested on the seventh day and he got enough rest for all of us.”
Beauty may save the world, but it won’t do much for paying the bills.
I don’t know anything about wine skins. My wine comes in boxes.
P.S Shut up
“It’s okay to struggle every now and then.”
“Since we both have bad Tuesdays, we could make Tuesday pizza night.”
“But if you follow that logic then we should have pizza on Wednesday too.”
“And also Thursday.”
“We can eat healthy on Sunday.”
“I’m pre-coffee and full of hate.”
“I like your hate. It’s punctuated with tired claps.”