#113

How many of these cardio classes do I have to endure before my depression is cured?

#72

My smiles have been fake all day and now my cheeks, in addition to my soul, hurt.

#37

It’s days like this that Kanye West, who is relatively successful in his fields, but still manages to struggle on a very regular and public basis, is the only one who understand my situation.

#34

Somewhere on the timeline, late in the twenties, you make a conscious effort to stop doing the things that make you regret your life choices.

#29

I drink coffee and apply for jobs on the train ride to work. Something about that process gives me a sense of hope and optimism that I am counting on to get me through the morning meeting.

It lasts about 7 minutes.

#27

It’s amazing how much better Monday goes when you rid yourself of people who have high and happy expectations for it.

#26

Will Work For the Money To Buy Food

#16

“Vroom vroom, yeah
That’s my Camry roaring
Think the engine light came on

Now I gotta walk 15 miles to my apartment.”

Special thanks to Bibi Bourelly for my new favorite song/anthem/the epigraph for my upcoming memoir.

#15

“You were everything I hoped you’d be when I saw your hamstrings.”

#13

Starting was easy. I don’t think I’m brave enough to start again.