#151

I wouldn’t need to increase the dosage if the rest of the world would just lower their emotional expectations for the next year.

#81

“Look, if I had healthcare then I would seek pharmaceutical methods of handling things, but I don’t, and that means I have to be creative in my problem-solving.”

#78

I do see color. There was a test for that when I got my eyes checked and the doctor seemed very pleased that I passed.

#74

I mean, aren’t y’all tired?

#73

I am suffering from the type of writer’s block that comes from having too many political conversations with Conservative Christians. It’s not that I have nothing to say, but rather that I don’t feel like talking to y’all anymore.