#151

I wouldn’t need to increase the dosage if the rest of the world would just lower their emotional expectations for the next year.

#66

“I accidentally pushed the wrong button and ordered two pizzas. The good news is that I will probably still be sad and hungry tomorrow.”

#28

“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is to give annoying people the chance to say that everything happens for a reason.” – Teju Cole

#27

It’s amazing how much better Monday goes when you rid yourself of people who have high and happy expectations for it.