#151

I wouldn’t need to increase the dosage if the rest of the world would just lower their emotional expectations for the next year.

#104

“Jesus did not, in fact, travel all the way to earth, uphill and in the sand, to give you the freedom to act like a child of Satan.”

But I hate feeling like I am just one more writer with confidence issues. It’s so cliché and uninteresting.

I think I’m happy.

On a scale of 1-fail, how is this month going for you?

I’ve decided to work from bed today.

“Let me be alone with my bad attitude.”

“Let’s start by going around and saying our names and an uninteresting but amusingly presented fact about ourselves.”

If I take a few wrong turns, I could end up in Canada instead of at work.

Getting through the morning took a full day’s worth of effort.