I could have been a brilliant jazz pianist but I have no talent and never practiced.
It’s days like this that Kanye West, who is relatively successful in his fields, but still manages to struggle on a very regular and public basis, is the only one who understand my situation.
“Vroom vroom, yeah
That’s my Camry roaring
Think the engine light came on
Now I gotta walk 15 miles to my apartment.”
Special thanks to Bibi Bourelly for my new favorite song/anthem/the epigraph for my upcoming memoir.