Mama called them her butt-kicking shoes.
I’m aneimic. My feet are always cold.
“No. I’m sure that’s not true. What’s one thing you’ve done well this week?”
“Fail,” she said after very little thought. “My failure game has been quite strong this week.”
It all made her think that it might be time to dabble in superstition. She would need some good luck charms, and they would need to be free. If they worked, she would be able to pay for better ones in the future.
Started From the Bottom Now I’m Only Slightly Higher Than I Was Before