“How to find happiness by lowering your expectations.”
“Reality is the best possible cure for your dreams.”
I’m so tired of being poor and unimportant.
Insert inspirational humblebrag about getting up before the sun here.
This morning, I heard Oprah say that she’s at a place in her life where she doesn’t interact with people she doesn’t want to see. Dearest Oprah, how do I get to that stage?
I mean, aren’t y’all tired?
I am suffering from the type of writer’s block that comes from having too many political conversations with Conservative Christians. It’s not that I have nothing to say, but rather that I don’t feel like talking to y’all anymore.