#83

“You know what’s better than being sad?”

“Hm?”

“Cake.”

“Are we having cake?”

“Nope. You’re getting pasta, but that’s similar.”

#62

Well, the good news is that there is a lot of room to not be so dumb.

#52

I already feel badly about the things I didn’t accomplish after college so what exactly would be the point of going to the reunion?

#48

Beauty may save the world, but it won’t do much for paying the bills.

#39

P.S Shut up

#38

I don’t want these things nearly as much as I want to want them.

#33

“It’s okay to struggle every now and then.”

#28

“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is to give annoying people the chance to say that everything happens for a reason.” – Teju Cole