#138

I don’t know how to cook for one. I make too much of everything and end up with leftovers that I won’t eat.

#134

Depression and Cheese is a recipe I created around the time of my quarter life crisis. It is where you take a perfectly good macaroni and cheese recipe and substitute most of the ingredients with ones you already have and leave out the ones you’re too poor or lazy to buy. It tastes exactly what you think it tastes like. It tastes exactly how you feel.

#126

“We live in a world of rice made from chickpeas. The sky is the limit.”

#109

You eat the macaroni and cheese you think you deserve. This is not a judgment against people who choose boxed over baked, but I do believe that they could learn to love themselves a little more.

#101

Cooking Tip: Wine is gluten-free, vegan, and doesn’t contain nuts.

#68

I used to be able to eat a whole large pizza by alone, but life happened and I seem to have lost myself. I’ve lost all confidence in my skills and abilities.

#66

“I accidentally pushed the wrong button and ordered two pizzas. The good news is that I will probably still be sad and hungry tomorrow.”

#65

This particular establishment is known for being the city’s second best pizza place.

#64

I am going to eat my way through the carbs of Grand Rapids.