#72

My smiles have been fake all day and now my cheeks, in addition to my soul, hurt.

#68

I used to be able to eat a whole large pizza by alone, but life happened and I seem to have lost myself. I’ve lost all confidence in my skills and abilities.

#67

Spoiler alert: The self-proclaimed “official craft store of Heaven” doesn’t actually care if their employees see their families.

#65

This particular establishment is known for being the city’s second best pizza place.

#62

Well, the good news is that there is a lot of room to not be so dumb.

#61

“My life just flashed before my eyes. It should have been more interesting than that.”

#59

You speak about it fondly, but not positively.

#56

That prayer doesn’t apply to me. Unbelief is not the current issue. The problem is that every time I think I might want to be a Christian, I run into one.

#55

On the real.

I don’t feel like writing today.

#54

People will trick you into believing that you’re talented if you pay them enough. That’s why I never developed any sort of trust in my professors.