“He’s out there living his life, and I’m over here stress-eating jicama.”
Tag: dialogue
#112
“Oh, did you have a cheat meal?”
Nope, I was eating my feelings. Loyalty had nothing to do with it.
#104
“Jesus did not, in fact, travel all the way to earth, uphill and in the sand, to give you the freedom to act like a child of Satan.”
#95
“Let me be alone with my bad attitude.”
#94
“Did that sound dumb when you said it?”
#90
“Please stop wanting things from me.”
#88
“But I don’t like writing!”
“Few people do, bud.”
#83
“You know what’s better than being sad?”
“Hm?”
“Cake.”
“Are we having cake?”
“Nope. You’re getting pasta, but that’s similar.”
#81
“Look, if I had healthcare then I would seek pharmaceutical methods of handling things, but I don’t, and that means I have to be creative in my problem-solving.”
#75
“I mean the town is fine or whatever. It’s just that the quality of people is very low.”
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