#149

“‘He who leads must also follow.’ That’s true, but I don’t have to follow a stupid leader.”

#148

“Never trust someone’s option if they don’t know anything.”

#135

“You’re expecting that cry-eat-sleep stage.”

“I am.”

“It happens. It is normal with newborns. And how are you doing?”

“…I’m sorry. I thought we were talking about me.”

#134

Depression and Cheese is a recipe I created around the time of my quarter life crisis. It is where you take a perfectly good macaroni and cheese recipe and substitute most of the ingredients with ones you already have and leave out the ones you’re too poor or lazy to buy. It tastes exactly what you think it tastes like. It tastes exactly how you feel.

#76

“Start very small. Make your goal something that you can succeed at, like doing the dishes every other day.”