#109

You eat the macaroni and cheese you think you deserve. This is not a judgment against people who choose boxed over baked, but I do believe that they could learn to love themselves a little more.

#96

I’ve decided to work from bed today.

#91

Getting through the morning took a full day’s worth of effort.

#81

“Look, if I had healthcare then I would seek pharmaceutical methods of handling things, but I don’t, and that means I have to be creative in my problem-solving.”

#70

The difference between being famous and being normal is that famous people have figured out how to market their mediocrity.

#55

On the real.

I don’t feel like writing today.

#48

Beauty may save the world, but it won’t do much for paying the bills.