If I take a few wrong turns, I could end up in Canada instead of at work.
Getting through the morning took a full day’s worth of effort.
“Be gone you miserable little beggars before I give you something to sing about!”
Last Minute Costume Ideas
-Buried in student debt Barbie
– The Invisible Man (Wells not Ellison)
-the Invisible Man (Ellison not Wells)
-A Dream Deferred
No one understands my students’ cries of unfairness more than I do. At my current rate of income-based repayment, I will be able to pay off the loans from my bachelors and masters degrees shortly before my 92nd birthday.
Yes, God may love you, but if he was even remotely concerned with your happiness he wouldn’t have given grasshoppers wings.
“You know what’s better than being sad?”
“Are we having cake?”
“Nope. You’re getting pasta, but that’s similar.”