#153

It then occurs to me that this is what CS Lewis meant when he talked about outgrowing fairy tales. Someday, Lucy, you’ll hear that a land is cursed with winter climate and your first thought won’t be “How awful that must be!” but rather, “How cold does it get?”

#151

I wouldn’t need to increase the dosage if the rest of the world would just lower their emotional expectations for the next year.

#149

“‘He who leads must also follow.’ That’s true, but I don’t have to follow a stupid leader.”

#148

“Never trust someone’s option if they don’t know anything.”

#144

It seems kind of insensitive to keep referring to the resurrection at a funeral. Like, God, why are you rubbing it in?

#136

If this year were a date, we would have faked an emergency and left by now.