“He’s out there living his life, and I’m over here stress-eating jicama.”
Category: Overheard
#104
“Jesus did not, in fact, travel all the way to earth, uphill and in the sand, to give you the freedom to act like a child of Satan.”
#95
“Let me be alone with my bad attitude.”
#94
“Did that sound dumb when you said it?”
#90
“Please stop wanting things from me.”
#88
“But I don’t like writing!”
“Few people do, bud.”
#87
“Be gone you miserable little beggars before I give you something to sing about!”
