“How to find happiness by lowering your expectations.”
Category: Overheard
#127
“Reality is the best possible cure for your dreams.”
#123
“I could be so much better if I could only bring myself to care.”
122
The woman eyes my items and tells me that she’s worried about how available CBD oil is now. “I mean, what’s next?”
I am using a frozen pizza to ice my knee. I know I shouldn’t answer a fool according to their folly, but hanger gets the best of me. “Hopefully pain relief and dinner,” I answer.
#120
This morning, I heard Oprah say that she’s at a place in her life where she doesn’t interact with people she doesn’t want to see. Dearest Oprah, how do I get to that stage?
#118
“He’s out there living his life, and I’m over here stress-eating jicama.”
#104
“Jesus did not, in fact, travel all the way to earth, uphill and in the sand, to give you the freedom to act like a child of Satan.”
