I’m so tired of being poor and unimportant.
#124
When Facebook asked why I was leaving my answer was simple and easy. “This is an improper use of my emotional labor.”
#123
“I could be so much better if I could only bring myself to care.”
122
The woman eyes my items and tells me that she’s worried about how available CBD oil is now. “I mean, what’s next?”
I am using a frozen pizza to ice my knee. I know I shouldn’t answer a fool according to their folly, but hanger gets the best of me. “Hopefully pain relief and dinner,” I answer.
121
Insert inspirational humblebrag about getting up before the sun here.
#120
This morning, I heard Oprah say that she’s at a place in her life where she doesn’t interact with people she doesn’t want to see. Dearest Oprah, how do I get to that stage?
#119
Much like my post-graduate education, I am paying for this thing that I don’t use all that much.
